February 24, 2024
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The Wittiest Zodiac Signs, From Most To Least

Some signs just have the gift of the gab and a comeback for everything! They just have perfect comedic timing no matter what they say. Some signs are just more comfortable with expressing themselves, whereas others don’t even like talking necessarily. So who knows how to crack a joke and who tends to fall flat? Continue reading to find out more:

The Wittiest Zodiac Signs in order

1. Gemini

The wittiest sign out of the bunch has to be Gemini. These jokesters just have a very unique way of seeing things and can make light out of even the most difficult situations. This is because Geminis like to keep things light and breezy; they tend to be quite playful in nature.

Plus their sign happens to be ruled by Mercury, the planet of communication, so it makes sense that words find their way to them with ease. This sign loves to crack jokes and make people laugh and does it in a very smart way. If you want to cry with laughter then be sure to surround yourself with one of these wordsmiths.

2. Sagittarius

Sagittarius has a lot of life experience under their belt. This sign has seen a lot! Due to their open-minded nature and keenness on philosophy and seeking the truth, they tend to see the world from a very different point of view. Their sense of humor might be a bit odd, but they definitely know how to crack a joke and be full of witty comebacks.

This sign is the life of the party and just loves to have a good time. They want to spread the good vibes and do this by sharing their positive optimism. This sign is definitely a contender for one of the biggest jokesters in the Zodiac.

3. Aquarius

Speak to an Aquarius and you will quickly come to realize that they have a very odd sense of humor. These earth aliens just see the world from a totally different point of view than anyone else and this makes them quite witty, even if everyone around them doesn’t quite get what they are saying.

They are so smart that their quips will usually go over your head and only if you’re lucky you’ll be able to put two and two together in a couple of days. An Aquarius will make you laugh without even trying, so if you want to be in stitches, be sure to spend time with one of them.

4. Leo

The most charming sign of the Zodiac has to be witty, right? Leos love being admired and being the center of attention, so they will go out of their way to make people laugh and have a good time. These natural performers have a way with words and are full of witty comebacks to make you smile.

This sign can be a little goofy at times, but beware, they also have quite sensitive egos, so if you don’t laugh at one of their jokes they might take it really personally and get a little stroppy. But be sure to stick around for the theatrics because Leo has a penchant for drama and seeks to entertain those around them.

5. Aries

Aries is most certainly the class clown of the Zodiac and is always keen for a good time. This sign is a straight shooter and always says it like it is. Their brutal honesty isn’t for everyone, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t witty. It is just that not everyone can handle the heat that this fire sign brings.

The cool thing about Aries is that they have the ability to laugh at themselves and don’t care what anyone else thinks of them. Their sense of humor tends to skew more towards the goofy and silly as they love to use physical comedy to grab attention and make people laugh.

6. Taurus

A Taurus is quite dry, but they definitely have a wicked sense of humor. They see the world from a very different point of view and their deductions about a situation are always apt, even if it isn’t always everyone’s cup of tea – these bulls can be quite brutal so you need to have a thick skin to contend with their wit and humor.

But for the most part, a Taurus just wants to have a good time and usually, they have impeccable taste. So if you’re looking for the best new comedian or the funniest meme page on Instagram then be sure to ask your Taurus friend to guide you in the right direction.

7. Libra

Libra is without a doubt the biggest social butterfly in the Zodiac. And you don’t become so popular without being at least a little bit witty. This sign certainly knows how to crack a joke and make those around them smile and have a good time. A Libra’s sense of humor tends to be a little sarcastic and contrary, they will always give light to a different perspective and point of view.

They have a wonderful way of seeing the world and are always keen to share what they think. This is why they are so naturally entertaining and likable, they know how to put a smile on anyone’s face.

8. Scorpio

A Scorpios sense of humor certainly isn’t for everyone… Their wit tends to run quite dark and can sometimes even be a little disturbing for those who are a little bit sensitive. They try to make light out of dark topics. If you don’t like dry humor and get offended easily, then it is best to stay away from a Scorpio because their wit definitely leaves a bit of a sting.

They tend to be quite sarcastic and can make those who don’t have thick skin quite uncomfortable. Their point of view isn’t for everyone, but those who find them funny, find them completely hilarious!

9. Virgo

Virgos might be mercurial in nature, but when it comes to their sense of humor, they tend to be lacking in that department. They tend to take things at face value and sometimes can’t tell when someone is making a joke because they tend to be quite sensitive to criticism and take things very personally.

They’re quite unlikely to crack a joke or have a witty comeback because they like things to be orderly and perfect. Jokes can leave them feeling really confused because they never know if someone meant something or didn’t. It is best not to joke too much with a Virgo because you might really confuse them or even hurt their feelings.

10. Capricorn

A Capricorn has its own style of wit and it definitely isn’t for everyone. Their humor tends to be dry and not a lot of people understand their jokes, it just goes over their heads. Besides, a Capricorn is usually too busy with work and achieving their goals to be going around making jokes with everyone.

But on the off chance that you find one of these goats cracking a joke, they might blow the wind out of your sails because their sense of humor is so skew and different, it might just leave you thinking “WTF?!”

11. Pisces

Pisces are usually stuck in their own little world to truly ever have a witty comeback. They are usually quite slow to respond because they don’t think in a way that even resembles something ordinary. This sign might have quite the active imagination, but this is the problem, they’re too busy fantasizing about other things to even think about making a joke or indulging in some witty banter.

And when they do say something funny, it is usually totally unintentional; they might not even get the joke themselves!

12. Cancer

Cancers are very sensitive people. They absolutely hate it when people make fun of them because they can’t help but take things personally so it is really difficult for them to take a joke. They’re quite guarded and tend to be on the defensive, which means that when someone starts joking with them, it can really overwhelm them and make them feel quite uncomfortable.

There might be moments where a Cancer cracks a joke, but this is usually only to cheer someone else up and make them feel better. Being silly and carefree doesn’t come naturally to a Cancer, so don’t expect them to win comedian of the year any time soon.

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